The wind is blowing so hard...

it's going to pull my face off.


But at least I'm happy about it.

WTF are you so happy about?

Julianne Nicholson is hirsute

Isn't hair growing where it shouldn't a sign of an eating disorder?

Smush smush smush

I think he's practicing to look like this guy:

You want me to stick my pointy chin WHERE?

Alan has a hot date

How do my tonsils look?


Any boogers?

Carlos loves Ugo

So much he'll try to touch him any way he can

To get married in Atlantic City...

You've got to kiss the chapel attendant.


OK, if you insist...

Laura's O Face

Barney's O Face

Mecca's not that way

This vampire's not dead yet

Who's got the crazy eyes now?

Laura, what are you doing with your hand?!