The wind is blowing so hard...

it's going to pull my face off.


But at least I'm happy about it.

WTF are you so happy about?

Julianne Nicholson is hirsute

Isn't hair growing where it shouldn't a sign of an eating disorder?

Smush smush smush

I think he's practicing to look like this guy:

You want me to stick my pointy chin WHERE?

Alan has a hot date

How do my tonsils look?


Any boogers?

Carlos loves Ugo

So much he'll try to touch him any way he can

To get married in Atlantic City...

You've got to kiss the chapel attendant.


OK, if you insist...

Laura's O Face

Barney's O Face

Mecca's not that way

This vampire's not dead yet

Who's got the crazy eyes now?

Laura, what are you doing with your hand?!

Big Brother is watching you

or he would be if he had eyes

No one should get this crazed over cell minutes

Evil fairy princess

I'm pretty sure this one is real. But what it's doing in a car ad is beyond me.

Major plot point

That one's gotta hurt.

Shark musta dunnit

Who farted?

Something tastes bad

You got me cast as WHAT?

9News comes to TiVo Faces

I can't find the Rainbow Peacock key on my keyboard, or I'd send her an email.


Pucker up, baybee!


I told you to stop making that face!

The stupidest application of sunglasses ever

Someone better investigate how his eyes migrated to his neck, quick!

No gingivitis here!

The Black Oil invades Seattle Grace

AB and his twin brother

one twin is always better looking...

But I wanted the RED car!

to match that godawful lipstick

You have angered the Alton AGAIN!

Is his eye melting?

Check out those neck cords!

The whole cup just might fit

Check out those turkey wattles!

gobble gobble gobble

Pray to the TiVo gods

You have angered the Alton

TV host or blowup doll?

The Next Food Network Stoner

My brain is THIS BIG

McZombie

Is something stuck in my teeth?

Dead bodies smell bad

A very angry blowup doll