Zombie Alexander

The Next Food Network Gums

I keep waiting for this gal's teeth to shoot out of her mouth like a Giger alien. Or for Rachael Ray to jump out and say, "GUM-O!!!"

Stroke victim Gregory House

Aauuughh! My eyes!

Pepper spray really hurts.

My ego is THIS BIG...

...almost as big as my ass.

If I pull my hair hard enough, my eyes move

Aphex Twin has a long-lost sister

Mariska is a little groggy